Why are soldiers always so tired on April 1st?

Because they have just finished a 31 day March.

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Why are germans so bad at marathons?

Because they cant finish a race.

What did the painter say after finishing a portrait of his brother Andrew?

I drew drew

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Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

What do you call a soldier with long arms?

An army soldier