Why did the Romans build straight roads ?

So their soldiers didn't go around the bend !

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Build Jokes More Build Jokes

What do you call a building that falls in love with its architect?

Edifice Rex

What's the best thing about owning a car in Liverpool?

You'll eventually end up with enough bricks to build a free garage.

Soldier Jokes More Soldier Jokes

Why can't a soldier look wistfully across the horizon?

Because there are no gaze in the military

What kind of soldier doesn't need bullets?

The kind of soldier that's always shooting his mouth off.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

What is it called when a Roman gets really sick?

Chicken Pox Romana

What did the old Frankish barbarians say to the Roman invasion?

You don't have the to do it!"

Bend Jokes More Bend Jokes

What is the definition of torque?

When you wake up in the morning with an erection so stiff, that when you bend it down to take a leak, your legs kick back and you hit your head on the toilet.

Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.