Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Why would people always stand still to hide from Martin Luther King Jr.?

His vision was based on movements.

What gives a ghost the right to haunt people?

A haunting license

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What's all this talk about Reddit's servers being down?

Guess I can't see what everyone else sees.

Why do women talk so much?

Because they have 4 lips.

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

Are you 0K

What's it like being frozen to absolute zero?

It's 0K.