Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.

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Praying. Now what do you call it when God talks to you? Schizophrenia, it's called schizophrenia.

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Me:I wouldn't know... I don't talk to him about you...

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What'd the scientist say to the man who was frozen to absolute zero?

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Why do people always talk in absolutes?

I would never do that. It's the worst.