Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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Why don't blind people go sky diving?

It freaks out the dogs!

Why did people hate going on road trips with Kurt Cobain?

Because he always called shotgun

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How do tree surgeons live?

Life on the hedge!

Why is Santa Claus so jolly?

He knows where all the naughty girls live. I actually heard this in the video game LA Noire. Thought it was pretty funny so I bust it out every Christmas.

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What is the definition of trust?

Two cannibals giving each other a blow iob.

What is a big dinner for a cannibal?

A three-corpse meal.

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When should you feed milk to a baby elephant ?

When it's a baby elephant !

What is the difference between a PhD in mathematics and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of four