Why did the cannibal live on his own?

He was fed up with other people.

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How does a Confederate flag and a rainbow flag differ?

The latter represents people that win.

Why did so many people support the colonist protest of tea?

Cause everyone wanted'a "boo" tea!

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Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

What do you call a money lender who lives in the ocean?

A loan shark!

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What does the cannibal think after seeing a wheelchair user?

Meals on Wheels

What's the first thing a cannibal does in the morning?

Grab a cup of joe.

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken ?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army !

How do you tell when a girl really wants you?

When you put your hand down her pants you think you're feeding a horse.