What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad

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Why did the criminal get released from prison after he wrote a short essay?

He had served his sentence.

What do you call it when your wife brings you rice porridge in prison?

Congee-gal visit

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What's the difference between a cook and a homo?

Well, the cook stirs today's meal while the homo stirs yesterday's.

What did the man say when the lobster gave him food poisoning?

I'm not letting you cook dinner again

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

What is Shaun Morgan's favorite food?

Seether salad

What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

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What's the worst part about having Comcast internet?

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What's the worst part about being black?

Even the name has 'lack' in it

Toss Jokes More Toss Jokes

What do you call tossing a Hawaiian's salad?

Pacific rim

How are children like slinkies?

It's fun to toss them down stairs.