Having to toss everyone's salad
A small medium at large. (One of my sister's favourites)
A small medium at large.
Because it can be very thyme-consuming.
The game warden found out he poached his eggs!
It's a salad for people who can't afford a house salad
Because it saw the salad dressing
You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
When you get there, you turn into the driveway. Ba-dum-bum! Don't forget to tip your waitress!
Him: *texts* Horrible...I was tossing and turn- Me: *crawls out from under his bed* I KNOW, YOU POOR THING.
It's a toss up between ruby and perl.
