Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?

He cracked up.

How can you a drop a egg on concrete without cracking it?

Anyway you want. Concrete doesn't break easily.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

Where can you always find money?

In the dictionary.

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What kind of Pop do you cook with?

Baking Soda

What does a black and white bear use to cook it's dinner?

A pan, duh!

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

Where do Irish people go for breakfast?

Drunkin Donuts

When I bring you breakfast in bed, why can't you just say "thank you"?

instead of all this "how did you get in to my house " calling 9-11 business.

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How do rhinos like their eggs?

Poached.