Why couldn't the hunter cook breakfast?

The game warden found out he poached his eggs!

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

What's it called when you fry up an egg with a bunch of different ingredients?

Omelette you figure it out

How do you throw an egg at the wall without breaking it?

With the chicken still around it

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What do you call it when guys find older women unusually attractive?

The Stunning-Cougar Effect.

What can be found in a cannibal's shower?

head &amp shoulders

Cook Jokes More Cook Jokes

What My Friend Said Once They Discovered The Existence of Gravitational Waves?

Friend: Good, now they will make microwaves that cook my chicken fingers faster. Say what now

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

Breakfast Jokes More Breakfast Jokes

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.

What does a mexican magician make for breakfast?

Toast-tah-dahs!

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

What's the difference between a hunter and a fisherman?

A hunter lies in wait. A fisherman waits and lies.

Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Poach Jokes More Poach Jokes

How does Walter Palmer like his eggs?

Poached. Thank you, I'm here all week. EDIT: this got no upvotes and I don't think it deserved any

How do black people like their eggs?

Poached