How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

What would you call a nine day old dog in Russia?

A puppy.

How do you unload a truck load of puppies?

With a pitchfork

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Where does it stop?

8 Chainz frowned. "14 Chainz doesn't have time for

Which Elizabethan sailor could stop bikes ?

Sir Francis Brake !

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does a bull stay warm on a bitterly cold day in January?

He goes into the barn and slips into a warm Jersey.

What's the first step of fire safety?

4-year-old: Stay away from dragons. Me: 4: Me: Well, obviously.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What happens if you feed Link some Speed?

you get a Hyperlink ...

What did the farmer say after he fed his cows pot?

the Steaks are high."

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What's the difference between a waiter and a waitress?

The size of the tip.

What do you call somebody who is content being average sized?

A happy medium.