How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

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Puppy Jokes More Puppy Jokes

Why did Ellen Pao punch the puppy?

Cause shes terrible.

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

What does a Chicago cop say after emptying his clip into a fleeing suspect?

Stop. Police."

Why would a blonde wear green lipstick?

A.) Because red means Stop.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What do Pimps and Santa have in common?

They stay with 3 ho's

What's Irish and stays out all year?

Patty O'furniture.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What did Christa McAuliffe say to her husband right before she got on the Challenger Shuttle?

Honey you feed the dog I'll feed the fish.

What's red, 6 inches long and makes my gf cry when i feed it to her?

Her miscarriage.

Size Jokes More Size Jokes

What did all of the birds do to the bird that couldn't fly?

They ostrich-sized him

What did the bullied microchip say?

PIC on someone your own size!