How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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Don't worry he'll let you know

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Life on the hedge!

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He made melon-ade

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What's the difference between a singer-songwriter and a puppy?

A puppy eventually grows up and stops whining. Thanks to PuddinHead742 for this one.

Why do you love your puppy more than you love your wife?

Because the puppy only knows the tricks you taught her