How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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What has 4308 eyes, 28957 legs, and 398503 teeth?

I don't know, but if you see it, RUN!

What happens when you see two twin sister witches?

You don't know which witch is which!

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

Why did the chicken cross the street?

DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH YOUR LIFE!**

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What did the puppy say when he sat on sand paper?

A: RUFF!

What's the difference between a surgeon and a puppy?

If you put a puppy in a room by itself for an hour it'll probably stop whining.