How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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What's a clown's favorite restaurant?

mod post from r/AntiJokes) I wouldn't know, as a mime I cannot comment.

How many women does it take to invent something?

Nobody knows, history is still waiting....

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What is the longest?

Life without parole

Why was the Xbox 360 named as it was?

Cos when I seen one i turnt 360 degrees and walked away Playstation for life xD

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What do you call someone who molests puppies and kittens?

A Petophile

How many puppies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Do you know yet Me (in a sea of puppies): No, they haven't done it. Bring more