How do you know when you should get a puppy?

When life's getting a little ruff ...I'll see myself out

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How do you know you're drinking too many protein shakes?

You've had whey too much!

What does FUN stand for?

Some nights, I don't know.

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What does a Jedi say after a tragic loss of life?

May my thoughts be with them".

What is a french bakers lifestyle like?

Its a life of pain

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How do you get a puppy to stay the same size forever?

You stop feeding it.

What is the difference between a liberal and a puppy?

A: A puppy stops whining after it grows up.