How do you know that one of them is a Marine?

Don't worry he'll let you know

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Which street does the police officer live in?

Let's be Avenue

How many Bill Gateses does it take to change a light bulb?

One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know you are in a real lesbian bar?

Not even the pool table has balls

Whats the difference between ignorance and apathy?

I dont know and I dont care.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know when someone smokes weed?

Dont worry, they'll tell you.

What is a surgeon's excuse for not wearing a condom?

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Marine Jokes More Marine Jokes

What do you call a retired Marine in a Chevy sports car?

A Corps vet in a Corvette.

What do you call a marine with an IQ of 70?

General