How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

When the crooked hamburger took it on the 'lamb' where did it go?

Oh 'ewe' know!

What do you get when you mix Fascism and Communism?

I don't know, that's why I was asking you.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What did one kangaroo say to the other kangaroo?

I don't know I don't speak kangaroo.

Why can nobody understand sausages when they talk???

Because they speak in tongs. I'll show myself the door

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell a racist joke without getting in trouble?

Write it down.

What do WNBA players make?

Sandwiches. Friend told me this today and had to share

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

What do you do for a living?

The engineer replies " I make chips" "Oh yummy!"

What did the engineer say to the flood?

Dam!

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

Why aren't you charging me for the paint?

They said, "Don't worry about it, it's on the house."

What is the one thing batman and superman don't have to worry about?

Dad Jokes.