How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What did one cheese say to the other?

I know it's cheesy, but I feel grate!

How many black people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A. Nobody knows, there's no light.

Speak Jokes More Speak Jokes

What language do birds speak?

Squackhili

What Hillary's word for a bribe?

Pay her and she'll speak to you about it.

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How can you tell if someone is Italian?

They'll tell you.

How do you make a dumb person curious?

I'll tell you tomorrow...

Engineer Jokes More Engineer Jokes

How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

How can you tell if an engineer is an extrovert?

They look at YOUR shoes when they talk to you.

Worry Jokes More Worry Jokes

How do you know if someone was in the military?

Don't worry, they'll let you know.

What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.