How do you know you're speaking with an engineer?

Don't worry they'll tell you.

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How do you know a car is from Poland?

The Polish.

What's brown ans sticky???

a stick :) haha (yes i know its super lame)

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How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

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Why should you tell bad jokes to cocaine addicts?

Because they'll crack up anyways

What did the LGBT art teacher tell the kids to use when their projects needed glue ?

wait for it ... wait for it ...) brucilage !!!!!!!!

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How do you fix a deaf car?

With an engin*eer.*

Why did the engineer put a clock under his desk?

A: He wanted to work overtime.

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How do you know if someone is a socialist?

Don't worry, they'll tell you.

How can you tell that someone's a vegan?

Don't worry they'll tell you themselves.