How many rappers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)

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Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many ghosts does it take to change one lightbulb?

Zero. They don't exist.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

What do Brazilian cats speak?

Purr-tuguese

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How many Orthodox Rabbis does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Change?

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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What was the deal with that dude wearing a tie and an apron at brunch?

He kept writing down everything we said, he gave me the crepes.

Whatcha got, reddit?

I am not funny and I need to be. I am writing a script for a short show that's formatted like "Weekend Update" on Saturday Night Live. So that means one sentence about the topic, and then one liner joke. Thank you all!

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

What do you call a black person that cant sing?

A rapper