Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What is a Mexican's favorite sport?

It used to be cross country but now it's rock climbing.

What programming language do they use in Star Wars?

JawaScript

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Why does God love atheists?

Because they don't bother Him with incessant prayer.

Who sings "Love me tender" and makes Christmas toys?

Santa's little Elvis.

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What did the muslim telemarketer say when he picked up the phone?

Halal?

How do you pick up a Muslim girl?

Piece by piece

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Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

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What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

What type of weed does a reptile smoke?

Mariiguana

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Why did the rapper visit the urologist?

Because his flows were so sick.

What do you call a rapper who's feeling bitter?

NaClmore

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Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative

What do a hillbilly and a nepotist blackberry executive have in common?

They both give their relatives rim jobs.