Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What should you do when your girlfriend starts smoking??

Slow down and maybe use some lube...

Why don't hypochondriacs... Why don't hypochondriacs use lighters?

They're afraid of catching fire!

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Who Loves Debates?

De fishes

Why does Reddit love Ronda Rousey so much?

she hits women

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How do you know a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls out the tampon, the cotton's been picked clean.

How do you pick out the Christian Terrorist out of a crowd?

Find the guy wearing a rebel flag.

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What country are the majority of dress pants made?

Khakistan!

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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What do you call a restaurant that sells food that contains weed?

McBongald's

What do you call someone who's never smoked weed?

ilLITerate

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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

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Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Why did Albert Einstein marry his cousin?

Because she was his relative