Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why do you want to be Jedi?

Imagines using 'the force' to steal everyone's cats and building a cat army To keep the peace

How many monastic women does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.

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How do you know Sia is Scottish?

Because she loves sheep thrills! *shows self out

Who do people hate and love but is really hot and goes to beach everyday?

Sun of a beach

Pick Jokes More Pick Jokes

How about Epidural Anesthesia?

I was like, 'Thanks, but I already picked a name.

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

Majority Jokes More Majority Jokes

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Why do rappers love weed so much?

Because the majority of their relatives used to pick it

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

Rapper Jokes More Rapper Jokes

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

Why do rappers always get arrested?

Because he who did the rhyme did the crime

Relative Jokes More Relative Jokes

How does a viola greet a relative?

Cello!

Where do blondes go to meet their relatives?

A: The vegetable garden.