Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

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What do you call someone who photographs fish?

A school shooter

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

Kick Jokes More Kick Jokes

Why was the legless man immortal?

Because he couldn't kick the bucket.

When is the appropriate time to kick a midget in the balls?

A: When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice

Wanna Jokes More Wanna Jokes

Why is that whenever we talk about pokemon, we sing the theme song?

Because I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.

What's up Dad Party!" dads go nuts "I wanna know, IS IT GETTING HOT IN HERE?

dads in unison DON'T TOUCH THE THERMOSTAT

Majority Jokes More Majority Jokes

Why are the majority of school shooters white?

Because the black kids don't wanna get kicked off the basketball team.

What's funny about majorities?

Most things.

Black Kid Jokes More Black Kid Jokes

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Basketball Team Jokes More Basketball Team Jokes

What do you call 5 black guys and a white guy?

A basketball team. What do you call 9 black guys and a white guy? A baseball team. What do you call 11 black guys and a white guy? A football team. What do you call 100 black guys and a white guy? A cell block

What do you call a group of white people sitting on the bench?

A basketball team.