What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!

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What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

Why was the baby strawberry sad?

His mom was in a jam.

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How can you help a starving cannibal?

Give them a hand !

How can that help in this job?

You do the math"

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Why did the cop cross the road?

To shoot a black kid.

What did the black kid get for Christmas?

My bike

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What is the difference between diarrhea and a regular stool?

You can't gbrblblblbl(gargling noise) with a regular stool.

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

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Why was the black kid scared when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

Why was the little black kid with diarrhea crying?

Because he thought he was melting.