What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why can't Caitlyn Jenner's kids ever find their mom?

Because she is Trans-parent! (Not hate. Just a pun I thought of.)

Why did I cross the road?

Because your mom was on the other side..

Seaman Jokes More Seaman Jokes

What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What's long, hard, and full of seamen?

A submarine.