What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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How do you get out of Sunday school?

You tell your mom you're Sikh.

What do your mom and a camel have in common?

They both spit.

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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.