What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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What's the similarity between Madeline Mccann and a submarine?

They are both at the bottom of the ocean full of seamen.

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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What goes over the water, and under the water, but stays dry?

Jesus in a submarine.

What do Windows and a submarine have in common?

If you open the windows in a submarine, your problems will begin.