What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

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What is hard, long, and full of seamen?

A submarine

What's big and round and full of seamen?

Your mom

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How to sink a submarine with 10 blondes in it?

You knock on the door.

How long is a submarine?

No, How Long is a Chinaman.