What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

Why was Goliath so surprised when David hit him with a slingshot?

A. The thought had never entered his head before.

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Why do girls wear perfume and makeup?

Because they're ugly and they smell bad

Why does r/jokes smell like rotten eggs?

Because it's full of bad yolks.

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Why are the whores in the docks never hungry?

There are so much seamen there.

What do blondes and the Bermuda Triangle have in common?

They both swallow seamen.