What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

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How do you enter an Egyptian's tomb?

Tut-an-kham-en

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What's it called when a smell dates his sister?

Incense!

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Why did the hotel refuse hospitality to the Navy?

They didn't want their rooms covered with seamen.

What's long and hard and full of seamen?

The tube sock under my bed.