What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Why is the door to heaven always open?

Because Jesus was born in a barn.

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What has dual airbags and has lots of room?

A: The White House.

What do you call 16 white girls in a room?

One whole Cherokee

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

What did the seamen say to each other when they entered a deep dark cave?

Smells fishy

Why shouldn't you enter into a contract with Wolverine?

Because of his retractable clause.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes