What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

How do you know a cat is ready to leave?

He makes a fe-line for the door.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What do you give an elephant with big feet ?

Plenty of room !

How do you depress a room full of geeks?

Hold the door! I'm a leaf on the wind!"

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Why was Jesus a virgin when he died?

Every time he touched a "wound" it closed.

Enter Jokes More Enter Jokes

Which city u cannot enter?

ELECTRICITY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

Why did the clown refuse to juggle?

He didn't have the balls to do it.

Why don't we hear cannibal jokes anymore?

Because after they ate the clowns, nothing is funny.

Stroke Jokes More Stroke Jokes

Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

What's it called when a smart girl jerks you off?

A stroke of genius!