Close the door and go to .
Because Jesus was born in a barn.
A door to door salesman!
A scam!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
Close the door! I'm dressing!
On the perineum falcon!
Through the Hodor!
The US elections.
For kicks and giggles.
A stroke of genius.