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What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

What do you get when you cross a Jehovah's Witness with a Unitarian?

Someone who knocks on your door at 6 a.m. for no reason.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

What do you use to check your cell from across the room?

A telephono lens.

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What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

Why did Cyclops close his school?

He only had one pupil.

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Why hasn't Joe entered the race yet?

He's just Biden his time.

What's the difference between a house cleaner and a thief?

The way they enter your house.

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Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

What do you do if you enter a room and a clown is having a stroke?

Close the door and go to .

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Why did the lady at the bar slap the man next to her for stroking his mustache?

Because in between stroking it, he said "hello, let me clear you off a place to sit."

Why did the ska guitarist take twice as long to fap?

He only knows up strokes