What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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How do you start a black parade?

Roll a 40 down the street.

Why were the locals dissapointed when an old, decrepit, broken down bus rolled into an Egyptian town?

They wished it was Anubis.

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Who wins the election?

America.

Why has there never been an Asian president?

Because they are taken to the hospital if the election lasts more than 4 hours

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What do you call the international program that helps clowns with their personal space problems?

Clowns Without Borders.

If you boil a clown...

Do you get a laughing stock?

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What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

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What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.