What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Previous Random Joke Next

Roll Jokes More Roll Jokes

What do you get when you roll weed on a dictionary?

High Definition

What's red and white, red and white, red and white?

Sant rolling off your roof.

Election Jokes More Election Jokes

What does the result of this election and Netflix have in common?

Orange is the new Black

What did Hillary say when she bumped into Donald after the election?

Pardon me"

Clown Jokes More Clown Jokes

What do you do if a gang of clowns attack you?

Go for the juggler.

Why did the clown go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling a little funny. He had testicular cancer.

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

Fece Jokes More Fece Jokes

What would a diatomic Calcium molecule look like if existed?

Like Crap or Feces (its the same) WHY Because its Ca=Ca (equal sign is a double bond)

What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.