What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

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What happened when Rick fell down a hill?

Rick rolled.

What is Harry Potters favourite way to get down a hill?

Walking. Jk. Rolling

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Who wins the election?

America.

What will the results of the next election be?

No one knows! The results were stolen from the Politburo just last night!

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What do you call a cancerous growth on a clown?

A .

How do you know if a chef is a clown?

A: The food tastes funny.

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

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What do you call a clown and a crook rolling in feces?

The US elections.

What did Charles Darwin name his book about food?

On the Origin of Feces*