Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

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Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What do you call 100 black people buried neck deep around a basketball hoop?

Afroturf

Crook Jokes More Crook Jokes

Why was the Redditor's picture crooked?

Because Redditors aren't known for keeping a level head.

What does a crook see with?

Burglarize

Chiropractor Jokes More Chiropractor Jokes

What kind of music do chiropractors listen to?

Hip-pop.

How many Chiropractors does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One, but they'll take 30 visits to do it.

Bank Robber Jokes More Bank Robber Jokes

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.