Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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What criminal doesn't take baths?

A dirty crook.

What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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What's the difference between a football player and a bank robber?

The bank robber says: Give me the money or I will shoot! The football player says: Give me the money or I won't shoot.

Why did the bank robber go to the chiropractor?

Because he had a crook in his neck.

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Why did the robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Why did the burgler take a bath?

He wanted to have a 'clean getaway'.

Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway