Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Why did the ocean take a bath?

It had a sandy bottom.

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Porridge.

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Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Because he had a crook in his neck.

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Why'd the robber take a bath?

A: He wanted to make a clean getaway.

Why did the bank robber take a bath?

So he could make a clean getaway.

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Why did the thief take a bath?

To get a clean getaway

Why did the burglar take a shower?

He wanted to make a clean getaway