What's the difference between a Nun and a lady taking a bath?

The Nun has hope in her soul and the lady taking a bath has soap in her hole.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What is the difference between a BMW and a baby carriage?

The baby carriage is the result of last year's fun on wheels.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

What do you call a Nun that bites her nails?

A bad Habit. I'll see myself out.

Why did the nun swallow a needle?

So she could know what it's like to have a prick inside her.

Hole Jokes More Hole Jokes

What did you have on the wings of your plane?

Holes mostly..."

What did the three holes in the ground say?

Well, well, well My grandpa's favorite joke. Took me five years to get it.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman in church and a woman in the bathtub?

The woman in church has hope in her soul... The woman In the bathtub has soap in her hole.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

Soul Jokes More Soul Jokes

What genre can't Ed Sheeran sing ?

Soul

Why do you never see red headed Jazz musicians?

They have no soul...

Soap Jokes More Soap Jokes

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

Where's the safest place to hide money from a man?

Under the soap

Lady Jokes More Lady Jokes

Why are there so many more men in the military?

Because ladies go in first.

What Pokmon does the best with the ladies?

Charm-ander

Bath Jokes More Bath Jokes

What's the difference between a nun on her knees and a nun in the bath?

One has hope in their soul, the other has soap in their hole

When you have the choice between cleaning the bath or doing some sport... which series do you watch ?

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