What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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Think Jokes More Think Jokes

How do you troll someone?

Make them wipe their screen because they think text is a smudge.

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What is the difference between a girl in church and a girl in a bathtub?

The girl in church has hope in her soul

What's the diffrence between a girl in a church and a girl in a bath?

The girl in a church has a soul full of hope and the girl in a bath has, well... EDIT: better structure.

Approach Jokes More Approach Jokes

What did inhabitants of an island in South-East Thailand say when they saw a tsunami approaching?

Oh, Phuket!

What did the pair of flip-flops say to the approaching man with disgusting feet?

Shoe.

Casket Jokes More Casket Jokes

What kind of yoga do you do in a casket?

Decom-pose.

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?