What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.

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What do you think astronauts wear to keep warm?

Girl: Apollo neck jumpers

Why such hate on Lance Armstrong?

I think his riding style is pretty dope.

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What's the difference between and elephant and a mail box?

I don't know. I hope you're not allowed to take the mail out to the mail box.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGONBALL ZEEEEE! (I really hope this isn't a repost)

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How do you approach an angry Welsh cheese?

Caerphilly.

When she approached my car window I asked what's wrong officer?

She said "ugh nothing!"

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What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.