What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What did one casket say to the other casket?

Hey, is that you coffin? Ba-dum-tsk...

What did one casket say to the other?

Is that you coffin?

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What would Ronald Reagan be doing if he were alive today?

He'd be scratching at the lid of his coffin yelling, "Let me out! I'm alive! Let me out!!"

What would Joan Rivers be doing if she was alive right now?

Scratching at the inside of her coffin. Courtesy of my dad.