What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

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What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

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How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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How was Jackie Gleason put into his casket?

Crammed in.

What you hope someone might say about you when they approach your casket?

Hey, I think he moved.