Mourn Jokes

What do you call an erection during a funeral?

Mourning wood!

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What time of day is it in France right now?

Mourning

What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning?

A midnight snack A hot Breakfast

What do you call a sad tree?

Mourning wood

Why do happy people like to sleep in late?

Because they aren't mourning people. I just made this up!! Could you all help me with the wording? It feels like it could be a little better I just don't know how to word it differently while using the same "mourning" pun as the punch line.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

What do necrophiliacs get at funerals?

Mourning wood.

When should funerals occur?

Mourning

What do you call a sad Ent?

Mourning wood.

What kind of an erection does a necrophiliac get?

Mourning wood! :)

What do you call a 2x4 that lost its family to a fire?

mourning wood

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What did the necrophiliac have when his grandmother died?

Mourning wood

What did the necrophiliac get after his wife died?

Mourning wood.

How do you spot a necrophiliac at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

What happens when a necrophiliac goes to a funeral?

He gets mourning wood.

How do you know if you're a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood.

How do you know if you are a necrophiliac?

You get mourning wood

What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What's worse than morning wood?

Mourning wood

What time of day is the saddest?

The mourning

How do you greet people at a funeral?

Mourning, everybody!

What does a widow say when she wakes up?

Mourning

What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

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Whats the problem with running through a field of dead babies?

Your erection....

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Many hands make light work.

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He got his by a bus. My little brother just told me this!

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