When should funerals occur?

Mourning

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What's the difference between a wedding and a funeral?

One less drunk.

Why were there so many Hawaiian lei's at the funeral?

the obituary read "Please send donations in luau flowers."

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What's another name for a casket?

Mourning wood.

What do you call a tree that lost its family in a forrest fire?

Mourning wood

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What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home?

A: She moved.

What changes would occur in your lifestyle if you could no longer drive lawfully?

A: I would be forced to drive unlawfully.