Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

How many narcissists does it take to screw in a light-bulb?

One. He stands in place while the whole world revolves around him.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What is the difference between my ex-girlfriend and a beer?

One is pale, bitter and starts off with lots of head and the other one is a beer.

What beer does Sean Connery drink?

Grols

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

Why was the lightbulb invented?

Somebody had an idea.

What did they give the guy who invented the doorknocker?

A no-bell prize

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What's the difference between a tuna a piano and a pot of glue..?

You can tuna piano but you can't piano a tuna What about the pot of glue reddit will ask. Hahahahaha I knew you'd get stuck there

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What's the difference between a musician and a large pizza?

The pizza can feed a family of 4.

How does a musician make a million dollars?

They start with 2 million.