Why was the piano invented?

So that the musician would have a place to put their beer.

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Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What's the most racist place in a house?

The laundry room. It's the only place where the blacks have to be separated from the whites.

What did the teacher say after spending thousands in the expensive hotel?

I'm sorry to leave now that I've almost bought the place.

Beer Jokes More Beer Jokes

What's the difference between the dog and the fox?

About four beers

What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

Invent Jokes More Invent Jokes

What if we gave people enough for three fries?

guy who invented ketchup packets

What is your favorite Chuck Norris joke?

My Favorite, When Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone he had three missed calls from Chuck Norris.

Piano Jokes More Piano Jokes

What is the biggest key when moving a piano up a flight of stairs?

Be sharp or Be flat.

Why are pretty women like pianos?

Because when they're not upright, they're grand!

Musician Jokes More Musician Jokes

What do you call a musician with a college degree?

Night manager at McDonalds.

What did the musician say to his wife when he went out to the supermarket?

I'm going Chopin, I'll be Bach in a minuet.