What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat

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What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

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Toast-tah-dahs!

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Bring two Mormons.

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Two. If you only take one, he'll drink all your beer.

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Because if they fell forward, they would land in the boat!

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What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

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What do you call 2 Mexicans in a boat with a case of beer?

A pinat