What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

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What has 1 hand, 3 legs, 6 feet, and 2 heads?

The finish line at the Boston Marathon.

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

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What do you call the fisherman that's always handling the pole while fishing?

The Master Baiter.

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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What kind of stupid phone you got there?

Him: Windows phone Me: Oh takes it and lobs it out the window Yes it is

What kind of dance does your mother do?

The MOMbo.