What kind of fish is made of only two sodium molecules?

2 na

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What did the 2 oceans say to each other?

Nothing. They just waved.

What do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?

Nothing, I already told her twice.

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What will santa bring your fish this christmas?

A scale letrix!

What's the funniest joke you've heard that can be told to a 5th grader?

I always loved this one: (works better said out loud of course) What do you call a fish with no eyes ... A FSHHH

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What kind of dog can you best see in the dark?

A glowberman pinscher!

What kind of database does a Pokdex use?

PokMongoDB