How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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What does Chris Brown tell his friends when he sees Rihanna at a party?

I hit that.

How can you tell a Belgian in a submarine?

He's the one with a parachute on his back.

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

How do you confuse an irishman?

Lean 3 shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick.

How do you confuse an asian?

Put a steering wheel in front of them

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why isn't there a Wal-Mart in Iraq?

because there is a target in every corner.

How do you know that the drum riser is level?

The drummer dribbles out of both corners of his mouth

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.

What did Helen Keller say after she finished her bowl of cereal for breakfast?

I may be blind, but I can see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.