How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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Why did the man tell his mom to get him out of prison?

She had gotten him out of a tight spot before.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Confuse Jokes More Confuse Jokes

What do you call a guy from China who is confused?

Disoriented.

How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Which fish is the redneck's favorite?

A Bearcooter

How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

Corner Jokes More Corner Jokes

Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

Why aren't there any Walmarts in Afganistan?

Because there's a target on every corner.

Bowl Jokes More Bowl Jokes

What do you call a bowl full of leaves and epileptics?

Seizure Salad.

How'd he do that?

Because you can't bowl a 300 and lose.