How do you confuse a fish?

You put it in a bowl and tell it go to a corner!

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How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

Why the big pause................................?

Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard.

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How do you confuse Hellen Keller?

Give her a basketball and tell her to read it.

Why does Harambe confuse bartenders?

All he wants is Just Ice

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Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

What kind of bar do fish go to?

A sand bar.

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Why was the leper hockey game cancelled?

There was a face off in the corner

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Why is a dance like a bowl of cereal?

They are both more enjoyable with dates!

What does a cat call a bowl of mice ?

A purrfect meal !