Why did the antelope go to her sisters house?

She wanted to see her nephewlope

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Why do police officers keep water in the automobile trunk?

Because they don't want the siren to die.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie?

It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

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Why do you never see zebras or antelopes at Victoria Station ?

Because it's a 'mane-lion' station !

What do you call two ants that run away to get married?

Antelopes