Why did the chef invest in chicken and cow bones?

He wanted to buy stock options.

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When O. J. Simpson's kids wanted to go out and play, what did he tell them?

Go axe your mother."

Why did a seal go to the bar?

Because he didn't want to go clubbing.

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Why did it take the computer so long to decide whether it wanted to buy an Egyptian cotton sheet?

Because it had too many threads.

What do aliens use to buy their coffee?

starbucks

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How does a chef get to work?

He woks.

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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What's the easiest way to make a million dollars?

Invest a billion.

Why is everyone investing in Ireland?

because the capital is always Dublin!