What do you call a police officer standing on dog poop?

On duty

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

What does A&ampW stand for?

Amburgers &amp Woot Beer! Edit: Thanks to my dad for this one.

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What did the police officer want from the criminal store?

Just ice.

What do you call a racist police officer?

A Police Officer

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Who's the victim?

Battlefield: Call of Duty

Why did the superhero flush the toilet?

It was his duty!!!! told to me by my 7yo son

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What do women and dog poop have in common?

The older they are the easier they are to pick up.

What do you call drawings of dog poop that don't have outlines?

Dog turds without borders