What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley?

Elaine

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What noise does a cat make when it drives past really fast?

Meeeeeeeoooooowwwww

What do blind people drive?

A cataract.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the girlfriend say to her boyfriend that was bitten by a zombie?

You're dead to me"

Who's your Daddy?

In my excitement, I asked my girlfriend "How's your daddy " instead of "Who's your daddy " and now five hours later we're still talking about his diabetes...

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Why would you stay friends with an ex-girlfriend?

When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.

What do Marylanders call their ex-girlfriends?

Old Bay.

Spotlight Jokes More Spotlight Jokes

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.