What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

Why does the statue of liberty stand in New York harbour?

Pupil: Because it can't sit down!

What do you call an Iguana that can't stand up straight?

Ereptile Dysfunction.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's the difference between a tea cup and pea cup?

A teacup is what the British drink out of and a pea cup is what the Mexicans drive.

Where do we go?

Me: Left Axl: Where do we go now Me: Straight. Axl: Oh, where do we go now Me: Damn it, Axl, let me drive!

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What do girlfriends and sperm have in common?

They both always seem to end up in your clothes

Why couldn't the lizard get a girlfriend?

Because he had a reptile dysfunction!

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

Who has more money than God?

His Ex-Wife.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Spotlight Jokes More Spotlight Jokes

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.