What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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What is the best stand-up routine of our time?

I nominate Chris Rock's Never Scared.

Why are football grounds odd?

Because you can sit in the stands but can't stand in the sits!

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What's the difference between a 4WD and a rental car?

A rental car can drive anywhere.

What do you do if you are driving your car in central Manhattan and you see a space man?

Park in it, of course.

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Where'd you get that black eye?

Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too...

What's a zombie say when he gets a letter from his girlfriend?

It's a dead letter day.

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What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

What did the necrophile say to his ex-girlfriend?

I only loved you for your body!"

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What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!