What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

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Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many yankees fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They'll just stand in the dark talking about how good the old one was.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

For being out standing in his field.

Drive Jokes More Drive Jokes

What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and drives women wild?

deez nuts

Why did Jesus have to walk everywhere?

He drove a Ford.

Girlfriend Jokes More Girlfriend Jokes

What did the necrophile say when his girlfriend told him to be more romantic?

You're dead to me."

What do you call a cow with 3 legs?

my girlfriend who's a high school teacher heard this from a student the other day) Q: What do you call a cow with 3 legs? A: Lean Beef Q: What do you call a cow with no legs? A: Ground Beef Q: What do you call a cow with 2 legs? A: Your mom

Ex Jokes More Ex Jokes

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

Spotlight Jokes More Spotlight Jokes

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!