Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

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How do we know that Apes are like fish after a rainstorm?

They'll both bite at anything!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What was early man's best friend?

Primates

Spotlight Jokes More Spotlight Jokes

What should you do when your ex-girlfriend stands in the spotlights?

Drive faster.

Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!