What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What is the difference between motorbike and boyfriend?

A: Well, bike is first kicked than used and boyfriend is first used than kicked ZZZZ ... :)

Why didn't the panda use a glove when playing baseball?

Because he caught everything bear handed!

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What do you get when you cross an ape and a black person?

A really stupid ape

What do you get if you cross a radio music presenter with Match of the Day ?

DDDDDDDDDDDDDJ !

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Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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What did the first ape that could walk say to all the other apes?

I'm walkin' here!

What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

Calculator Jokes More Calculator Jokes

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater