What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What do you call your mom who used to be your dad?

A transparent ( )

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer?

How do you know if a blonde has been using your computer? When there's white-out all over the screen

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What do you get if you cross goat DNA with human DNA?

I don't know, ask the Arabs!

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger !

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Why do the Dutch enjoy Belgian jokes so much?

They're cheap.

What 2 books do white American boys enjoy reading on their way to school?

The Catcher in the Rye and Cooking For Dummies.

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Why do primates do so well in show biz?

Put any Ape in the spotlight - and monkeyshines!

What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl?

I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!

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What do you call a james bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!