What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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Why can't Ganondorf use the Internet?

There's too many Links.

Why do political yes-men use so much Raid?

Because they're sycophants!

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Why did the cat cross the road?

Because curiousity was on the other side

What do you get if you cross two snakes with a magic spell ?

Addercadabra and abradacobra !

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

What's the difference between a joke and your friend's blog?

You enjoy it when a joke is posted on Facebook

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What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

Which author do the Gorillas love most?

Joh Steinbeck - who wrote 'The Apes of Wrath!'

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What do you call someone who is always disagreeing with their calculator?

A chronic math debater

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU