What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

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What do you call a lighter that is only used for weed?

A highlighter Edit: Or a Bud Light Courtesy of u/isnottoast

Why do pterodactyls use the bathroom so quietly?

Because their p is quiet.

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What do you get when you cross Captain America with The Incredible Hulk?

A star-spangled banner

What do you get if you cross an elephant with a rhino?

The Nobel Prize in Genetics.

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What is enjoyed if it is wanted and hated if its not?

Democracy

How did you get those horrible burns?

flashback to me enjoying some hot soup on a rollercoaster* I saved a litter of puppies from a fire.

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Why do Apes love to go to school in bad neighbourhoods?

They like any jungle - even a blackboard jungle!

What do you call an Ape cooking a BBQ?

A Gorilla

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What snake do get when cross a calculator with a steam engine?

A puff-adder

What do you call a james bond film about a calculator?

Casio royale