How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

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What do you get when you cross an ape with a calculator?

A Hairy Reasoner. (Andy Rooney used to enjoy this one)

How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

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A big wave

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Velveetazane

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How do you say goodbye to a calculus teacher?

Calculator!

What did the calculus teacher tell the crew of his submarine while they were diving?

Derive, derive, derive!