What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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Why did two ferrets decide to meet?

They were trying to start a business.

What has four legs but isn't alive?

The son says,"Nice try dad, a chair!" "Not this time son, our dog is dead"

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Where was Timmy when the bomb fell?

Everywhere.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.