What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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How can you tell if Asians have broken into your house?

The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.

What would I do if Future tried talking to me?

I'd autotune him out. :)

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the empire state building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

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What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.