What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

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What do you call someone who keeps trying to catch your interest even though you already said you're not interested several times?

Windows 10.

What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

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What did the beaver say when he fell in water?

Dam it.

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

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What's the most frustrating part about being a sheep farmer?

Every time you try to take inventory, you fall asleep.

What does the license plate of the sheep farmer say?

Ewe haul.

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What did the auditors say to the South American shopkeeper?

Hello, I'm here to Peru-se your inventory.

What do you call inventory that doesn't exist?

Finnish Goods