Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and legs that falls into a body of water?

Bob.

How did the newfie injure himself raking leaves?

He fell out of the tree

Cliff Jokes More Cliff Jokes

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

Why did the Scot screw the sheep on the edge of a cliff?

So it would push back.

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

Who wants to go to Florida with me?

I heard the clubs are to die for.

What to hear a joke?

Women's Sports.

Mitten Jokes More Mitten Jokes

What happened to the cant when it ate a ball of wool?

What happened to the cat when it ate a ball of wool? It had mittens

How do mute people tell each others secrets?

They put on mittens.

Helen Keller Jokes More Helen Keller Jokes

How did Helen Keller break her hands?

Reading road signs at 30 MPH

How did Helen Keller burn her face?

She answered the waffle iron. How did she burn the other side? They called back.