Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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What's the difference between a toddler and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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Why wouldn't the skeleton jump off the cliff?

A: Because it had no guts.

Why didn't anyone hear Helen Keller fall off a cliff?

She had mittens on.

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Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together?

A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!

What's the difference between a black joke and Mexican joke?

Nothing. If you've heard Juan you've heard Jamal.

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell into the snow?

Nothing, she was wearing mittens.

What happened when the cat ate a ball of wool ?

She had mittens !

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Why did Helen Keller fail her road test?

Because she was a woman

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.