What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke

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Why did Steve fall off the swing?

Because he was a potato!

What do people and trees have in common?

They both fall down when you hit them with an axe.

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

How Long is a Chinese man?

Its his name.

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What kind of engine did you put in it?

cut to me filling my car with tomato soup* Me: Um... A fast one.

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.

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Why would Bart Simpson never go to a pub?

Because there's a BartEnder there.

What's the difference between a mixologist and a bartender?

About ten minutes.

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How do you fit 4 queers on a barstool?

Flip it upside-down.

What did the drunk Chinese customer say to the bartender?

No have to cut me off. Fall off barstool by myself. end metajoke