What's the difference between a baby and a kilo of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.

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Where do you take a Chihuahua that has fallen into a lake?

To a weterinarian!

What can't a man with no arms break?

His fall.

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Why couldn't the police arrest the drug dealer?

Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF