Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
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Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton wouldnt let a bag full of cocaine fall off the window
Because they'll crack up anyways
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.
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Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
He just nose. All credit to my BFF
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a kilo of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton would absolutely NEVER let an ounce of cociane fall 49 stories out a window onto the streets of New York.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
A snowblower
Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...
He ran out of cocaine.
White powder!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon
Because the evidence was under their noses (They sniffed the cocaine)
Right under the children's noses
A low blow
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall off a balcony
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red carpet question with "Cocaine and sit ups." #GoldenGlobes
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Eric Clapton would NEVER drop a bag of cocaine.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out a window
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four
He wanted to practice the rope-a-dope.
Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.
Infuse the gravy with cocaine.
A punchline
Eric Clapton wouldn't let one fall out the window
Eric Clapton would NEVER let a big bag of cocaine fall out a window!
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.
Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here
When he's standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice
A nose
I just asked him to edit my essay and he said I have semi colon problems. He must be a smart guy if he can figure that out from my writing.
Throw them in the mainstream. Edit: spelling because I'm 5
The Mona Lisa is smiling because Chuck Norris let her live.
I pause, then say, "Hang on, let me call my financial advisor."
Quack cocaine
quack
One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.
One is white, made of plastic, and very dangerous if left around small children. The other is a plastic bag.
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I'm kinda busy, I won't be able to stay any longer, smell ya later" PS: the addict died that day from severe delusions that his coke was talking blanket, lot of coke....
