What's the difference between a four year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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fish are cool

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One costs a lot of money to maintain, keep running, and give you the results you want. The other has four wheels.

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What's supposed to be funny, but let's you down?

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What is the difference between a bag of cocaine and a toddler?

Eric Clapton won't let a bag of cocaine fall out of the window.

What's the difference between a 4 year old boy and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.

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Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

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Get out of the way.

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Windows 6 got scared because Windows 7 8 9

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Kurt and Rod

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Eric Clapton Jokes More Eric Clapton Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and an ounce of Coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop an ounce of Coke out of a window

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a 4-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out a 53rd-story window!

Cocaine Jokes More Cocaine Jokes

What are the similarities between Cocaine and Gain detergent?

A:With both of them you go sniff sniff hooray!

Why is cocaine the alt-right's favorite drug?

White powder!