Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Why do we let women and children off a sinking ship first?

So the sharks aren't hungry anymore.

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What do they leave on your pillow at a bordello in Dijon, France?

Condom-Mints

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

Fire Jokes More Fire Jokes

How do I get out this stain?

Fire. How do you fix a car Fire. How do you break up with someone FIRE!

What did the man say when he couldn't get the gun to fire?

Looks like I'm gonna have to read the trouble shooting section of the manual."

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

What's the difference between England and a tea bag?

A tea bag stays in the cup longer!

How do you know you let a hippie stay at your house?

He's still there.