Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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What's the difference between Janet Reno and a school bus driver?

A: The bus driver stops to let the kids out.

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

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How do you surprise Helen Keller?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's left of a garden after it catches on fire?

Chard remains.

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How's the wife?

Me:Glowing Neighbour:Pregnant Me:No, she's on fire, just going for more wood Neighbour:You're sick Me:You're next

Why did the employee get fired from the calendar manufacturing company?

He took a day off

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How does the Easter Bunny stay in shape?

He does lots of bare-obics.

How does Optimus Prime stay young looking?

Autobotulism