Why did you leave your previous job?

ME: Because once they fire you they won't let you stay.

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What does a sheepdog say when he sees something shady going down?

Let's get the flock out of here"

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

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What you call it?

takes back mixtape* FIRE!

What do you call ten thousand pastors setting themselves on fire in protest of marriage equality?

A good start.

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How did you manage to stay single for so long?

Single Handedly

What's the difference between a tea bag and England?

A tea bag stays longer in a cup.