What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!

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What do you have to know to be a real estate salesman?

Lots.

How do you know a guitarist is sad?

They start to fret.

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What kind of joke do you tell to a vegetarian?

One they've never herbivore.

Why can't you tell a joke in a cornfield?

Because the stalks are all ears.

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Why did I break up with my vegan girlfriend?

She refused to swallow animal by-products.

Why are lions more religious than other animals?

They prey regularly.

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How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

What insect is the Wood Ant related to?

The Should Ant and the Could Ant.