How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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What is a guy who rubs bear toes called?

Rob...wait for it... erto! Rubeartoe!

What do you call a bear in the rain?

A drizzly bear.

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What does a witch enjoy cooking most?

Gnomelettes.

Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

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How does a Chinese family name their children?

They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright.

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Whats the difference between a redneck couple, and two variables in a dataset?

The variables aren't necessarily related.

What is the best animal related joke you know?

These jokes should be any jokes that are even vaguely related to animals!