How are bears related to cooking?

The pan... duh

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What was the bear protesting?

his right to human arms

What's a bear's favorite fruit?

Tom ( ). Explanation: Bears are made up of atoms. Plug:

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Why don't we say Grace?

Me: I don't know. 5-year-old: Me: 5-year-old: Is it because your cooking makes God angry

What do you call chow mein cooked in tomato sauce?

impasta

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Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

What's the most obvious name you can give a Panda?

Pan, duh!

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What do space-related scientists call themselves in Australia?

Austronomers

Where can you go to fill all of your rhino related needs?

Rhinos R Us