What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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Why did the policeman shoot the empty LED?

It was a black one.

What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

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What crime was committed against the coffee?

He was mugged.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.