What's the most casual crime you can commit?

Shooting the breeze.

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How did Brandon Lee's wife get pregnant?

The prop guy said he was shooting blanks!

How do you get 2 piccolos to play a perfect unison?

A: Shoot one.

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Why are programmers good husbands?

Because they're good at commiting.

What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

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How easy is it for wind gusts to talk to each other?

It is a breeze

Why did Pavlov ring a bell every time a breeze entered his room?

Air Conditioning