Why do old men need Viagra?

Because they are screwing old women!

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How many engineers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two. One to screw in the bulb and another to talk about how complicated it was.

How many defensive coordinators does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.

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Why do black's have white skin on the bottom of their feet and the palm of their hands?

Everyone needs a little bit of good inside them.

Why did 20 blondes stand outside the bar?

Because you need to be 21 to get in.

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What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!"

Why did the old man throw the matress out the window?

Dementia

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Why did the doctor make an old woman cry?

He lost his patients

Why did the old woman put roller skates on her rocking chair?

Because she wanted to rock and roll.