Why do old men need Viagra?

Because they are screwing old women!

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Why did the bolt in the ceiling have to go to therapy?

Because it was screwed up!

How many Grateful Dead fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Deadheads screw in sleeping bags.

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What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

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I need some new material for the court house.

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What do you call an old man's hard on?

Petrified wood.

What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

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How does a young man make an old woman feel young again?

Elixir

Why don't old men like old women?

Ever tried to peel apart a grilled cheese sandwich