What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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They are always in hot water they lack taste and they need dough.

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?

A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.