What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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What do you need to teach a blonde who never had an accident in 20 years?

Second gear.

Why is a sinking ship like a person in jail?

Because it needs bailing out.

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What did the mortician say to his new necrophiliac employee?

Don't worry, you'll fit right in.

What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

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What did the mortician say to the corpse?

We're gonna need more lube.

What does a corpse and snow have in common?

They are both cold and are hilarious to throw at unsuspecting children.